Total Medals Earned: 728 (From 211 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,160 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/50 points)
Medals Earned: 3/13 (45/155 points)
Medals Earned: 6/10 (195/275 points)
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/115 points)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/150 points)
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/215 points)
Medals Earned: 5/6 (110/135 points)
Medals Earned: 9/44 (75/500 points)
Medals Earned: 32/32 (500/500 points)
Beat the first boss.
Beat the second boss.
Beat Classic mode.
Beat the game.
Beat the game with at least $100B left.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Jump on the enemy in 'TRUST'.
Attempt to use the arrow keys in 'PLEASE WAIT'.
Use the button to create a bridge.
Get the fake ending: press ESCAPE in 'THE END'. According to SWFStats only 13% of players get this ending.
Get the 'Trapped Forever' ending. According to SWFStats 60% of population get this ending.
Get the 'Free' ending. According to SWFStats only 11% of population get this ending. Do you want to be that special?
Dont commit suicide in 'SUICIDE'.
Skip the spring in 'BREAKTHROUGH'.
Don't kill the creature in 'REFLEX'.
Don't kill the creatures in 'DROP3'.
Survive The Girl's clutches.
Kiss The Girl.
Escape the bar in under 20 seconds.
Escape in your car in under 20 seconds.
Get away without retrying.
Beat the first wave. nothing special
Survive wave 3
Survive wave 5
Beat the Boss
Finish level 1
Pass level 6
Pass level 16
Pass level 11
Pass level 22 using balloons!
Finish the game
A medal given to UEN generals. Complete Stage 3.
Survive 3 waves in the unlockable survival mode.
Eliminate 125 Hybrid targets throughout the campaign and survival mode.
A medal given to the bravest of UEN fighters. Complete the campaign
Unlock all weapons, abilities and units in the unlockable survival mode.
Survive 10 waves in the unlockable survival mode.
Have Yuki to Rick'Roll you over the radio.
Eat 100 animals.
Eat 10 yeti.
Eat 200 elves.
Take out Santa!
Get over 100 combo.
Eat 20 flying spaghetti.
You found the baseball bat!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
Start the game... press the play button.
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
You found the magical shrunken head!
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You've earned extra kupo!
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
You found the hidden skull!
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You found the dead blue bird!
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You found the Goober action figurine!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
You found the video game controller!
You found the knife!
You found bird poop! Yay!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
Destroy 5 Axes while they're in mid-air
Beat a miniboss !
Beat your first boss !
Destroy 10 Turret Troopers
Kill 10 Eskimo Hunter
Kill 10 Cyber Dino
Dodge 15 drills on stage 2
Kill 15 Troopers
Buy your first gun in the upgrade shop !
Buy 3 Guns in the upgrade shop !
Kill the Miniboss of Stage 2
Kill 10 Laser Beam Ship
Kill 10 Invaders on stage 4
Kill 15 Spider Mines
Complete a stage and get your first medal.
Kill the Miniboss of Stage 4
Kill Stage 3's miniboss
Kill Stage 2's boss
Get a Silver medal !
Use 2 stats points or more in every Skill
Max your Income skill
Beat 3 bosses !
Buy ALL Guns in the upgrade shop.
Max your Jump skill
Max your Reload skill
Max your Health skill
Get a Gold Ribbon Medal !
Obtain the Golden Gun !
Get Gold Ribbons for all Stages !
Buy 5 Guns in the upgrade shop !
Get to Level 12
Beat all 4 bosses and complete the game !
